Jan 28, 2012

Sheriff Henry Patterson's Mind


Almost across the board the courthouse is saying how ineffective and indecisive Sheriff Henry Patterson is. And his deputies are likely to tell you the same thing if you can pull them off to the side and get them off of the record. But we Outsiders have seen Liberty County Sheriff Henry Patterson sit down and ponder on choices right before us on many a morning at breakfast time and he always clears his throat and makes his order known.

Jan 13, 2012

NEW: CREEPY CULTLEADER MANIPULATION


Henry Patterson and the Outsiders signing up Eddie Shauberger to lead them through Patterson re-election bid may be a huge hint as to how they see their role in Liberty County. Shauberger went from multiple failed campaigns selling himself as someone who wanted to serve to a behind the scenes to a manipulator and a finger man for a cult looking to silence their critics.

Though Eddie Shauberger no longer drags his family and friends all over the county trying to solicit votes by convincing voters he is the man to bring goodness and wisdom to our government, he does cloak himself in the robes of a preacher on Sunday and Wednesday in a nearby county. But sooner or later the congregation he is hollering and pounding his Bible at on a weekly basis will figure out what an odd father figure Eddie Shauberger is. Sooner or later it will dawn on those he “leads” that his motivation is not only a paycheck in tough legal times. Sooner or later they will figure out he is their cover. They are, in effect, vouching for him and for his innocence and his desire to be holy and lead a spiritual war, rather than a political one.

But for now they don’t get it. Shauberger was accused and defended over and over of using his adopted children when he ran for office. Opponents said he used foster parenting and adoption to get income. Opponents danced around Shauberger’s children many many problems. Problems with the law, problems with domestic violence, and problems with father Eddie were always a possible headache for Shauberger’s politics and his political ambitions.

Allegedly, what voters didn’t know then is at least two different adopted daughters at two different times have alleged their father, Eddie, was sexually abusing them. This could have amazing symbolic parallels if true. For example:
Shauberger wanting to play father and take on the father role so he can control these daughters so he can take whatever he wants from them. Shauberger showing the love and concern of a father 99% of the time so he can secretly steal what society forbids him to have.

This “Oddfather” behavior may be what he is doing at his church. He may appear to be wonderful to the innocent people in the community as he does his dirty deeds elsewhere. He has painted himself to friends as a master manipulator. He has repeatedly indicated no one can keep up with him when it comes to political strategy. In short, he has made himself out to be the great puppeteer.

His living a double life is no theory however. Shauberger spent years saying some of the vilest things about people and seeking revenge on perceived wrongs he believes have been done to him by the masses. There is no doubt, and it is provable, that Shauberger has had an extremely foul mouth and aggressively vindictive outlook on the other days of the week when he is not preaching. In between his appearances at the alter of God and counseling people that God forgives them of their sins, Shauberger is looking for dirt on people so they will do what he wants them to do.

The great puppet master, the Oddfather is patting people on the head in the daylight and beating people over the head by night. It is as if Shauberger has it all figured out. If he can keep a group on board praising his daytime work, he can discredit any challengers with his nighttime work.

Dec 29, 2011

PATTERSON’S POLITICAL GENIUS FINDS PROBLEM


Henry Patterson’s re-election team was so excited about citizens tipping law enforcement about two of the largest marijuana fields ever discovered in Liberty County that they forgot to account for the lack of arrests. The Outsiders via Eddie “the Chatterbox” Shauberger figured if Sheriff Patterson ordered his men to surround the field and keep anyone from harvesting the pot in the night following the tip would guarantee his re-election. But the voters in Liberty County are not impressed with citizen tips ending with like this one did – arresting the pot, but the growers going free!

An analysis of their political strategy has turned up the problem. What was discovered was rather amazing in this day and time. Eddie Shauberger, aka “Detective Eddie” to the Patterson team, was asked to rise up out of his political throne so they could examine what the problem may be. When Shauberger raised the mystery to the whole “arresting the pot” strategy was found stuck in the most embarrassing of places!

Dec 12, 2011

Republican Primary candidates pose after day one sign up.



Front: Wesley N. Hinch – County Attorney (I), A.W. Bowdin for Constable Pct 1, Karen McNair for District Attorney, Chance Ward for Commissioner Pct 3, Robby Thornton for Constable Pct 4

Middle: Danny Frankum – Constable Pct 3 (I), Henry Patterson – Sheriff (I), Eddie Lowry for Commissioner Pct 3, Tommy Koen for Constable Pct 3, L.W. Despain – Constable Pct 5 (I)

Top: Robert ‘Bobby’ Rader for Sheriff, John Otto – State Representative (I), Ricky Brown forTax Assessor, Tim Allision – Constable Pct 1 (I), Ken Coleman for County Chair

(I) - Incumbent

WINNING WITH TIGER BLOOD, SHAUBERGER’S ANGER TOWARD US ALL

When media analysts talk about the most memorable moments of 2011, without a doubt the open hostility and contempt and air of superiority actor Charlie Sheen displayed in his public meltdown will be the subject of many of the conversations.

In the last few months a handful of us have seen a similar burst of bizarreness from Eddie Shauberger. He seems to be coming out of the closet and allowing his friends to see the extent of his anger toward those inferior and less righteous than him. And the superiority Shauberger claims these days must emanate from something unseen – maybe Sheen is not the only one with “tiger blood” running through his veins.

Whatever the similarities of his meltdown to the famous actor, Shauberger has expanded his hatred and his caustic rhetoric and his erratic attacks to people who have invested a great deal of time and energy in his life. A drastic departure from the bitterness we have seen from him through the years of personal struggles.

As the most prolific purveyor of what he peddles as “local knowledge”, no doubt Shauberger has always promoted his hatred for local media personalities like Allen Youngblood, Bill Buchanan, and Vanessa Brashier. Even though many people have a healthy distrust of media, Shauberger’s political losses left him with an arsenal of name-calling pejoratives for these people of a nature and number never before heard.

With similarities toward Charlie sheen’s “winning” attitude, Shauberger refused to accept any criticism of his own after losing and launched his own mostly inward barrage of extreme criticism for those who were successful at the same time he was not. He not only pushed to exterminate Democrats, he insisted on attacking people in the Hardin community that gained positions of influence while he was rejected.

Rather than bask in the glow of what many would think was a team or party victory, Shauberger’s view of “winning” was much different. He unleashed verbal tirades on successful Republicans like State Representative John Otto, County Clerk Paulette Williams, and District Clerk Donna Brown. Claiming Otto was not conservative enough and that Otto had won only because of work Shauberger had done in previous campaigns for State Rep, he talks about Otto like he is the worst human being on earth.

Rather than simply see himself as an inspiration or a trailblazer for two people he use to go to church with, Paulette Williams and Donna Brown, he calls them some of the ugliest and most vile names, including but not limited to the word “whore”, in some kind of twisted idea of moral superiority he has concerning them that when challenged he just ups the nastiness in his choice of words.

But lately in an inexplicable display of meltdown proportions, Shauberger has aimed his sharp tongue and his twisted mind towards some of the very people who have remained his friends despite the high costs and despite the spiraling down of his reaction toward his own problems. Like Charlie Sheen, Shauberger has shunned the voices of reason and those who have done nothing but continually extend the hand of friendship towards him. Like Sheen, he has gone off into some bizarre scorched earth, “if I can’t have my way, I will destroy you all” campaign. Like Sheen, he has embraced things he himself would have disapproved of just a few years ago. Just as there is no doubt that what Sheen insisted on embracing (cocaine, etc.), Shauberger has chosen a path of destruction that will not only continue to harm himself, but it will hurt all he claimed to value when he first offered himself as someone who could help this community.

Winning? No, Mr. Sheen, attacking all of those who stood with you and hoped your anger would reside and you would not lose yourself, is not winning. It is just sad. Maybe your family somehow will stand with you Mr. Shauberger, but even as you shroud yourself in religion, even the people of faith will be forced to see embracing you is not only harming any chance of you correcting your course, it will harm those who sit within the shadow of the dark world you have chosen. No tiger blood, just tiger claws.

Dec 7, 2011

NEW: FALSE REPORTS ABOUT FALSE REPORTS?

As Outsiders I am sure everyone in Liberty County expects us to weigh in and defend Sheriff Henry Patterson on multiple allegations that press releases from his office are sometimes exaggerations and sometimes just plain lies.

We have been extremely slow to respond to these allegations because we were not sure which press release to defend and we need to appear like we are not connected to Sheriff. That is alos why we sat several seats apart in the last Tea Party meeting – it is called covert CIA type of spy work. And we are experts.

So we will defend the Sheriff’s press releases but you have to understand WE HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP. If any documents or expenses from the slush fund created by confiscations and seizures ever are wrestled from the Sheriff’s hands, our names will not be listed because we knew not to list our names. We call this covert CIA spy work too.

Now to defend the Sheriff: “Allen Youngblood, PIA’s, Liberty Dispatch, PIA’s, drug arrests – all bad stuff. All stuff the Sheriff us against. Everyone should vote for a Sheriff who is against the things we are against. The judges are bad. It is all too much to keep up with unless you are an Outsider. We keep up with it. We have our research guys headed by Eddie “Blackjack” Shauberger and we have our legal eagle guys headed by Dr. Fuddy and the former internet law school (closed due to us trying to remodel the laws about who can run a law school).

So again we have presented “evidence”. We have proven beyond doubts and shadows casts by questions we choose not to answer. Not like the nonsense Allen Youngblood wrote asking for evidence of all 14 meth busts. Imagine us having to run all of that down just to prove the Sheriff is not making stuff up. We showed that pot plants were arrested – and if actual pot growers had been chained to the gate at the time a private citizen led us to the crop we would have shown that evidence too.

In conclusion, we are the Outsiders. We are working hard to free Liberty County from having to think about who to elect or who are the good guys and who are the bad guys. We have no other agenda. We are as pure and innocent and community-minded as Robert Valdez of Fresno and Eddie Shauberger, formerly of Hardin, and Clifford Fuddy Williams (from an undisclosed location).

In closing further, remember Bobby Rader bad, Henry “the Man” Patterson good. Any reports that our reports are false are false reports. In the words of Eddie Shauberger (paraphrased), “We have to study the truth and we have to know the truth. Nobody cares as much as we do and therefore they must rely on us for the truth. And that is the truth.”

Nov 25, 2011

Deer Outsiders News

Deer Liberty Dispatch, I think I see Robert Valdez in the background of this photo.
You fellers is summa da smartest lil fellers I ever node. I wanna thank ye for helping me understand dat der word “honorable”. I wuz taught by Momma the other day dat the word wuz for folks dat was elected or former elected folks, but you straightened me out on dat. If you didn’t I wood still be stupid on it cuz the internet says the same think Momma does. She says dat if a man has served three terms as an elected official, it don’t have nuthin to do with serving in the army. Thanks for helping me. Dat internet can be stupid.

Speakin of stupid, you guys probably know real good wat dat word means, but let me make sure I do. Here is wat day says at da google place:

1.
lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
2.
characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question.
3.
tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party.
4.
annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio.
5.
in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue

Cuz of da way you helped me on the word honorable, I node you could help me on the word stupid. Thanx a head in time!

You ole budd from school,
Jeff Walker

PS MY Momma says hellp to your Momma Valdez