Nov 25, 2011

Deer Outsiders News

Deer Liberty Dispatch, I think I see Robert Valdez in the background of this photo.
You fellers is summa da smartest lil fellers I ever node. I wanna thank ye for helping me understand dat der word “honorable”. I wuz taught by Momma the other day dat the word wuz for folks dat was elected or former elected folks, but you straightened me out on dat. If you didn’t I wood still be stupid on it cuz the internet says the same think Momma does. She says dat if a man has served three terms as an elected official, it don’t have nuthin to do with serving in the army. Thanks for helping me. Dat internet can be stupid.

Speakin of stupid, you guys probably know real good wat dat word means, but let me make sure I do. Here is wat day says at da google place:

1.
lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
2.
characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question.
3.
tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party.
4.
annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio.
5.
in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue

Cuz of da way you helped me on the word honorable, I node you could help me on the word stupid. Thanx a head in time!

You ole budd from school,
Jeff Walker

PS MY Momma says hellp to your Momma Valdez

2 comments:

  1. No Jeff Walker in tghe class of 1975, 1976, or 1977 in Liberty High School. You Outsiders accuse other people of amking up stuff and then use their accusation to justify their hysteria. You are a piece of work. If your goals had half the integrity of Liberty Dispatch's you would then be considered relevant.

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  2. Robert Valdez should win a Puliter Prize - fiction category. Amazing writing for a lawn mower repair guy.

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