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| Fuddy, Valdez and Eddie. |
First, readers must know we have a wide range of characters on our staff. We have a beyond middle age man who spends half of his time helping his dear sweet mother and half of his time fighting crime around the world at the same time he is a full time lawn mower repair man.
On the other extreme, we have a renaissance man. He has it all. He has to. He has had two bankruptcies, two accusations leveled at him for child molestation, current legal problems because of perjury and tampering with government documents allegations, and other stuff. I mean the guy is a one man wrecking ball. Tough as nails. He will do anything for the cause. He is one of the best black jack players ever to come out of Island while at the same time he preaches at the local Baptist church. He can curse like a sailor, but can also baptize babies. He was such a big crime fighter when he fled those who were persecuting him that when he arrived in Oak Island he had only two friends that publicly vouched for him …..but I tell you this guy is one tough cookie. He sniffs out criminals like a hound dog. Within a couple or three years he was fighting to purge the crime from those friends. In fact, that is how he became one of us.
We could go on and on, but we don’t want to get into names just yet. If the phone wasn’t ringing we would tell you about “Curly” but that is too much for now. Just trust us we have names. We will wait to tell you where we work too. Just know it is not around here. It will all come out. When Henry Patterson is re-elected it will start to become very obvious who we are.

Those pictures look to good for those named people. They are just as ugly on the outsider as they are on the inside.
ReplyDeleteLOL ROFL Valdez is an idgit... he and Eddie Shauburgler are Fuddy William' step and fetch it.
ReplyDeleteRuns in the family, the "Shauburgler".