NEW: FALSE REPORTS ABOUT FALSE REPORTS?

As Outsiders I am sure everyone in Liberty County expects us to weigh in and defend Sheriff Henry Patterson on multiple allegations that press releases from his office are sometimes exaggerations and sometimes just plain lies.

We have been extremely slow to respond to these allegations because we were not sure which press release to defend and we need to appear like we are not connected to Sheriff. That is alos why we sat several seats apart in the last Tea Party meeting – it is called covert CIA type of spy work. And we are experts.

So we will defend the Sheriff’s press releases but you have to understand WE HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP. If any documents or expenses from the slush fund created by confiscations and seizures ever are wrestled from the Sheriff’s hands, our names will not be listed because we knew not to list our names. We call this covert CIA spy work too.

Now to defend the Sheriff: “Allen Youngblood, PIA’s, Liberty Dispatch, PIA’s, drug arrests – all bad stuff. All stuff the Sheriff us against. Everyone should vote for a Sheriff who is against the things we are against. The judges are bad. It is all too much to keep up with unless you are an Outsider. We keep up with it. We have our research guys headed by Eddie “Blackjack” Shauberger and we have our legal eagle guys headed by Dr. Fuddy and the former internet law school (closed due to us trying to remodel the laws about who can run a law school).

So again we have presented “evidence”. We have proven beyond doubts and shadows casts by questions we choose not to answer. Not like the nonsense Allen Youngblood wrote asking for evidence of all 14 meth busts. Imagine us having to run all of that down just to prove the Sheriff is not making stuff up. We showed that pot plants were arrested – and if actual pot growers had been chained to the gate at the time a private citizen led us to the crop we would have shown that evidence too.

In conclusion, we are the Outsiders. We are working hard to free Liberty County from having to think about who to elect or who are the good guys and who are the bad guys. We have no other agenda. We are as pure and innocent and community-minded as Robert Valdez of Fresno and Eddie Shauberger, formerly of Hardin, and Clifford Fuddy Williams (from an undisclosed location).

In closing further, remember Bobby Rader bad, Henry “the Man” Patterson good. Any reports that our reports are false are false reports. In the words of Eddie Shauberger (paraphrased), “We have to study the truth and we have to know the truth. Nobody cares as much as we do and therefore they must rely on us for the truth. And that is the truth.”