Henry Patterson’s re-election team was so excited about citizens tipping law enforcement about two of the largest marijuana fields ever discovered in Liberty County that they forgot to account for the lack of arrests. The Outsiders via Eddie “the Chatterbox” Shauberger figured if Sheriff Patterson ordered his men to surround the field and keep anyone from harvesting the pot in the night following the tip would guarantee his re-election. But the voters in Liberty County are not impressed with citizen tips ending with like this one did – arresting the pot, but the growers going free!
An analysis of their political strategy has turned up the problem. What was discovered was rather amazing in this day and time. Eddie Shauberger, aka “Detective Eddie” to the Patterson team, was asked to rise up out of his political throne so they could examine what the problem may be. When Shauberger raised the mystery to the whole “arresting the pot” strategy was found stuck in the most embarrassing of places!
Was that a picture of Eddie or Valdez?
ReplyDeleteGood to see he pulled his thumb out. Now he needs to use it to get a ride and leave town.... Oak Island.... this area!
ReplyDeleteFunny! Even funnier is that they pulled Eddie's head out of Fuddy's Duddy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Valdez can take a hint where he misplaced some of his power tools now.
ReplyDeleteAre you guys sure this isn't a picture of Eddie counting James Farmer's votes in April?
ReplyDeleteEddie practicing his Texas Aggie thumbs up before a game is painful to watch, but so is his contorted defense of the sheriff.
ReplyDeleteI heard Robert Valdez is taking his collection of old lawn mowers and donating them and converting them into Henry Patterson's helicopter brigade. Eddie Shauberger is donating the thumb he finally located that has been lost through all of his own personal political campaigns to Henry Patterson's current campaign. Cliff Williams is prepping the party of the decade for the night of the primary and is looking where Eddie's thumb was found for what he will say when Patterson doesn't gets third.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks gentlemen for another good laugh. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteI am having a really hard time understanding all this bull s***. We destroyed drugs that are now unable to get on the streets to our children!! YES, it would of been nice to have made some arrest, but I think that whoever was behind these fields now know that Liberty County is not the place to be if you are a drug dealer !! I say good work LCSO and all of the other agencies that were involved in these raids.
ReplyDeleteIt would be difficult to hire someone to check for mistakes and edit your articles since you are providing a free public service, but the magnitude of what you are doing requires an editor who carefully checks anything going on your site if you don't want to periodically leave readers wondering what you were talking about. Check this short story and you will see how being overloaded with work is effecting otherwise very moving rhetoric.
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